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Ju\u017c 31 stycznia o godzinie 19.00<\/strong> w SCK- Bytk\u00f3w wyst\u0105pi Adam Van Bendler ze swoim nowym programem „Ultimatum”<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Nowy program Van Bendlera wje\u017cd\u017ca na salony! Szcz\u0119\u015bliwie, jest on dla ludzi, zar\u00f3wno w ka\u017cdym, jak i w \u017cadnym wieku. Bez wzgl\u0119du na p\u0142e\u0107, ras\u0119 czy stan licznika wody. B\u0119dzie to podr\u00f3\u017c przez rw\u0105c\u0105 rzek\u0119 durnoty, leciw\u0105 tratewk\u0105, zbit\u0105 z temat\u00f3w wa\u017cnych i niepowa\u017cnych. W tym przyciasnym, tr\u0105c\u0105cym pawiem i gilem, kapoczku z wikliny, dogl\u0105da\u0107 b\u0119dziemy brzegu, niczym ostatniej puenty na koniec tego zwariowanego show. Klasycznie, poruszymy problemy, od kt\u00f3rych uciec nie spos\u00f3b. Nooo ok, chyba, \u017ce ma si\u0119 immunitet poselski, 50 w bicepsie, 300 w udzie i 400 w ogonie. Wtedy jeste\u015b Tyranozaurem. I wtedy to ty jeste\u015b problemem. No chyba, \u017ce nie jesz mi\u0119sa. Wtedy jeste\u015b „hooy nie tireks” – jak m\u00f3wi\u0105 Treiceratopsy na dzielni. Kogo w og\u00f3le obchodzi zdanie Triceratops\u00f3w? No, nie wa\u017cne. Anyway… zapraszamy na „ULTIMATUM”!<\/p>\n

Start 19:00
\nBramy 18:30
\nBilety: 90 PLN<\/p>\n

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